If you have read Connor's CONNORisms before, then you know he says some pretty funny and smart things. 2017 was no excpetion. Here is my list of some of the funny things he has said from last year. Hope you get a laugh out of them, I know I do every time I read them!
1/15/17 Connor is sitting on my lap playing with my hair and he starts trying to take my earrings out.
Connor: Mommy take them out.
Me: No. Why?
Connor: Mommy, you're not beautiful with those earrings.
1/18/17 Connor is telling me about his dream.
Connor: Mommy I had a good dream. I dream of candy or popsicles.
1/19/17 I just got out of the shower and was about to get dressed. Connor told me he wasgoing to stand outside the door so he couldn't see.
Me: Connor, you're such a gentleman.
Connor: *running to tell Aaron* Daddy! Daddy! Mommy said I'm a gentlekid.
Aaron: She said you're a gentleman!
Connor: What's that?
1/20/17 Connor was crying because he hurt his lip on one of his toys.
Connor: Now I can't eat anymore.
Me: Yes you can!
Connor: *still crying and whining* I can only eat snacks.
1/22/17 Connor's playing with playdoh and he made a round one, but there was a strand of my hair in it.
Me: Watch out. There's a piece of hair in it.
Connor: Mommy.... but I want hair in it because I want it to be a yoyo.
1/23/17 We just got off the phone with my mom
Connor: Memaw's a happy adult today.
1/25/17 Connor was being sweet.
Connor: Mommy you are so cute. You are so beautiful. I love you to outer space. I love you all the way to Memaws house.
1/30/17 We are watching Miss Universe.
Connor: Look at that girl. That one's not a cute girl.
2/3/17 We are playing upstairs and I started getting thirsty.
Me: Connor, can you grab me my water from downstairs.
Connor: No. I think you could get it. You're a big girl.
We are watching a movie with a little boy whose name is Connor. We told Connor his name was just like his.
Connor: Mommy, see his name is not Connor.
Me: Yes it is.
Connor: No it's not. His name is Connah {in a British accent}
Me: *thinking about it* You're right. It is Connah.
2/9/17 Connor got a haircut earlier in the day.
Connor: Mommy! I look funny.
Me: What? No you don't *I walk in the restroom and he's looking at himself in the mirror*
Connor: Daddy's going to come home and laugh at my hair.
Me: No he isn't. Your hair looks awesome.
Connor: Is he going to say it looks awesome?
Me: Of course he is!
Connor: I don't like myself anymore. Now I look different. I'm scared of myself now.
Me: Oh Connor. Your hair looks fine. Don't say those things.
Connor: I want me hair to be long and I don't look cool anymore.
2/10/17 We are in bed talking.
Me: I want you to stay this age forever.
Connor: *looks at me super serious* That means I can't eat any more begetables {vegetables}.
2/14/17 We were talking about birds.
Connor: I really want a feather to write with.
Me: Who have you seen write with a feather?
Connor: Like that magic kid. What's his name?
Me: Harry Potter?
Connor: Yes. Him.
3/4/17 I was telling Aaron how Connor was playing cops and robbers with the kids at the playground the day before.
Connor: I was a cop and then I was a robert {robber}.
We were talking to Connor before he went to sleep.
Me: Daddy's handsome!
Connor: Nooooo.
Me: What is he?
Connor: Gorgeous.
Me: What's Mommy?
Connor: Beautiful.
Me: What's Connor?
Connor: Genius.
3/9/17 We are in bed about to take a nap after my shower and his bath.
Connor: Mommy, you smell so good. I just want to smell you forever and ever now. *smells my hand over and over* Mommy, you really smell good. Smell yourself. *puts my hand in front of my nose*
4/11/17
Connor: I love you how many talls a giant. I love you how many stars there is. I love you how many planets big.
4/12/17 We are eating lunch and Connor started talking about his milk.
Connor: Every morning when you eat cereal, drink my milk. Not daddy's milk because daddy's milk tastes like sunflower seeds.
4/15/17 Aaron was taking all the art off the walls and nails, then caulking the holes.
Connor: Daddy, why are you breaking our house?
4/21/17
Me: I love Livie.
Connor: I wish we were having two. A boy and a girl.
Me: I only have one baby in my tummy.
Connor: Well the other one can be in daddy's tummy.
4/22/17 We are staying in the hotel and I was doing laundry on the third floor and I accidentally put our hotel key in the wrong door.
Me: Oops, we are one floor down.
Connor: I told you mommy.
Me: Mommy's so silly.
Connor:You're not silly mommy. You're just so beautiful.
4/25/17 We are in the middle of watching a movie.
Connor: Where are his crunchies?
Me: His what?
Connor: His crunchies.
Me: You mean his crutches?
Connor: No. The things he uses to ... *shows me with his hands*
Me: ....to walk?
Connor: Yes.
Me: Those are called crutches, not crunchies.
Connor: Oh.
5/3/15 Connor is reading our fortune cookies.
Connor: Mine says I really want to be an army guy, but I have to get army guy stuff first.
Me: What does mine say?
Connor: Connor loves mom, and the back says mommy is beautiful.
Me: What does daddy's say?
Connor: Daddy is already an army guy, and daddy is the coolest army guy.
5/8/17 We are shopping at Home Depot.
Connor: This is man stuff, right dad?
5/23/17 We are sitting in the garage watching the rain.
Connor: Now our whole family is out here. Mom, why is Olivia going everywhere you go?
Me: Because she's in my belly.
Connor: I want to be in your belly.
5/28/17 We are sitting in the garage watching a hail storm go over our house.
Connor: I'm a little nervous because I think daddy's truck is going to be broken.
Me: Why are you nervous that's going to happen?
Connor: I'm nervous because I think everything is going to be broken in this country. *Connor's a little scared and laying in my lap* Olivia's saying "Oh that's good because Connor *corrects himself* brother isn't laying on me."
6/5/17 I'm laying down and Connor looks up my nose.
Connor: I see spiders webs in your nose.
Me: HaHa there aren't spider webs in my nose.
Connor: That's why I eat my boogers because they don't itch my nose.
Me: That's grosse.
Connor: No. Eating pee or poop is grosse. Not boogers.
6/10/17 Connor upon entering an antique store.
Connor: It doesn't smell good in here.
Me: Shhh. *we are right in front of the store owners*
Connor: It smells like cow poop.
6/15/17 After feeling better from almost fainting in the grocery store, we are driving home.
Connor: Mommy you're sick so I should drive.
6/16/17 Connor was trying to get me to sleep on the floor with him instead of on the blow up bed.
Connor: If you come down here I'll love you much more then my daddy. That's your only option. If you don't sleep down here then I don't love you more then daddy.
Me: That's not fair.
Connor: Yes it is. That's your options. If you sleep down there then I'll love you how big 14 giants are.
6/26/17 Connor, Ellie, and I are playing kitchen.
Me: There's a little bit of hair in my food.
Connor: A little hair is good. It makes you so strong.
6/30/17 We are in the truck about to start our road trip to Minnesota. Connor is in and out of sleep.
Connor: I'm proud.
Me: You're proud of what?
Connor: I'm proud we aren't at the airport.
7/13/17 We are driving and this lady is walking so slow in front of us.
Me: Ugh! Why is she walking so slow?
Connor: Because she's old!
7/25/17 We are shopping at Hobby Lobby and Connor is looking for something to spend his money on.
Me: Connor, hurry up! We aren't going to be here all day.
Connor: Be patient!
7/26/17 We are talking in bed about how much I love him and how special he is.
Connor: Olivia is going to be the cutest, but not the specialist.
Me: Oh really? Who is the specialist?
Connor: I am. I'm the specialist and she's the cutest.
7/28/17 Connor had his tonsils taken out earlier in the morning.
Connor: I don't like those people. They're nice, but I don't like them.
7/31/17 I am talking to Aaron about the post op appointment I need to make for Connor.
Connor: Will I get the happy juice again?
Me: No. You won't get that anymore.
Connor: In there they have the oxygen mask and it smelled just like strawberries.
{I can't believe he remembers that}
This next one is embarassing, but I am being honest here! hahaha
8/5/17 We are waking up in the morning and talking in bed.
Connor: I need a breathing mask on. Does anyone have a breathing mask? *pinches his nose closed and looks around the room like someone is going to hand him one*
Me: Why do you need a breathing mask?
Connor: Because your breath is stinky.
8/10/17 We are reading the bible and at the end of each story there are questions.
Me: "Moses helped people. How can you help someone?"
Connor: If someone's missing a leg we help them. If someone is missing a eyeball we give them a new one. With gloves.
8/15/17
Connor: I'm hungry. Can I have a snack?
Me: No. I'm making lunch. It will be ready soon.
Connor: If I was a mom and you asked for something I would just give it to you right now. So can you give it to me?
Me: If you don't start picking up your toys from the floor I'm going to throw them away. I'm tired of seeing them there.
Connor: Well then you need to throw the dogs away. And the table. And..... *lists a ton of things on the floor* because they are all on the floor.
Me: *my four year old just outsmarted me*
8/17/17 We are eating lunch in the food court and Connor saw something on the TV.
Connor: Mommy I saw our prisoner.
Me: Our prisoner? We don't have a prisoner.
Connor: Yes. I saw our prisoner.
Me: *looks at the TV and sees Donald Trump* Our president?
Connor: Yes! On TV!
8/27/17 We are at home and Olivia is wide awake on her play mat.
Me: Connor, say hi to your sister. Say hi Livie.
Connor: I don't speak baby.
9/3/17 We are talking about Olivia.
Connor: I didn't know what she was going to look like. I didn't think she was going to be beautiful, but she is.
9/7/17 We are playing with his fake money and cash register.
Connor: Can I have a diamond?
Me: I don't have a diamond.
Connor: Yes you do.
Me: Well you're not getting my ring.
Connor: Yes you do. *points to a dime*
Me: Oh a dime, not a diamond!
Connor: Yes!
9/8/17 Connor is playing with megablocks.
Me: What are you going to build?
Connor: Something cooler than you.
10/4/17 Connor is talking to Pappy while he is in our attic.
Connor: I know dads are strong, but they are not that strong. Don't worry about me. Worry about yourself.
10/10/17 Connor wants me to help him put his shoes on.
Connor: Mommy, it you help me I'll give you a penny in my wallet.
10/12/17 Connor is wondering why my jeans have holes in them.
Connor: Why are your pants like that? Did Pearl chew them?
We are at the child youth center on post to use the restroom.
Connor: This is an expensive house. You know one of my friends lives in a castle? I'm not even kidding.
10/24/17 I have to put Livie down to cook.
Me: Can you go talk to your sister to keep her happy?
Connor: Mom, I have to say goo goo gaa gaa because she understands that.
*she starts crying*
Connor: Mom, she doesn't want someone to talk to her, she wants someone to hold her. Love her.
10/26 We are talking about God on our way to school.
Me: You can talk to him anytime you want.
Connor: What happens if someone's talking to him when I'm talking?
11/30 My mom and I are talking about my dad growing a beard.
Me: Why is he growing a beard?
Connor: Because he's getting old like a grandfather.
12/2/17
Me: Connor, what do you think we should get daddy for Christmas?
Connor: How about driving lessons?
Me: You think he needs driving lessons?
Connor: Yes.
12/9/17 Connor was watching out for his sister.
Connor: You can't have a beer. It'll make bad milk for the baby.
12/12 We were talking about something and Connor asked me why it did that.
Me: I don't know.
Connor: Yes you do. You know everything.
12/16/17 I'm feeding Olivia in the car.
Connor: Is she drinking regular milk or almond milk?
Me: She's drinking human milk.
Connor: What's that? What does it taste like?
12/21/17 I accidentally ordered Connor a chocolate milk instead of a white milk.
Connor: Mom, everyone makes mistakes. Everyone in the world, even Spanish people.
Hope you enjoyed reading those! I've already started his 2018 quotes and they are already good.
XOXO,
Jenn
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