A few months ago I did a post entirely of quotes from Connor. Since then I have been saving his recent ones on my phone for another post. I never want to forget the funny things he says, so here are his newest quotes:
9/27/16 I was rocking Connor before bed the night he got hurt at soccer practice.
Me: I got scared when you got hurt.
Connor: Me too.
Me: I love you. You're my baby.
Connor: Okay. I stop growing. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.
9/28/16 I was talking to Connor about not eating his boogers.
Me: Boogers are yucky to eat.
Connor: No they're not. They're good to eat.
Me: What do they taste like?
Connor: Strawberries!
9/29/16 Connor had just gone potty {#1} and after pulling his pants up for him he tells me he has to go poop. I'm laughing by now because that's so him. He can't do anything at the same time.
Me: You're killing me!
Connor: Haha. I'm kidding you? You're kidding me!
10/2/16 We are eating dinner and Aaron gives Connor a bite of his steak.
Aaron: Is that good or what?
Connor: What!
10/4/16 Connor's pretending to be pinned under his scooter.
Connor: Sir! *waving his arms trying to get Aaron's attention*
Aaron: *takes off scooter*
Connor: Thanks apartment.
Aaron: You mean partner?
Connor: Yeah.
10/9/16 We are getting over jetlag and it's 6am. I had him look out the window to show him that it was still dark. Well an hour and a half later we finally go downstairs and Connor sees that the sun is up.
Connor: I woke the sun up!
10/10/16 We are at P.F.Chang's and Connor starts reading his fortune cookie.
Connor: It says I need to get in the car now, now. Hurry up and get to Memaws house. *he looks at Pepaw* It says you need to go faster. *a few minutes later while we are driving* It says hurry up, hurry up go to Memaws house. Go faster, faster!
10/11/16 I put some Bee Happy essential oil on Connor per his request and about 30 minutes later my mom noticed that he was in a really good mood.
Memaw: You're so happy!
Connor: Because I have happy oil on here *points to his wrists* I'm so happy!
Connor is reading another fortune from his fortune cookie.
Connor: It says you have to eat all your food then you will eat all dessert. The other side says I love you. I want to sleep with Memaw and Pepaw.
10/12/16 We are sitting outside and a mosquito is flying around my mom.
Connor: You need a smacker so you can smack the mosquitoes and the flies. But not the dragon flies.
10/15/16 Ellie was getting out of the shower.
Memaw:Let's give her some privacy.
Connor:I'm not going potty.
{Apparently Connor thinks the only time privacy is needed is when he is using the potty}
10/16/16 We are driving to San Antonio and Connor made himself a brace like my dads.
Connor: This is my awesome brace. It don't hurt. I'm awesome and a kid, but not cute too.
10/19/16 My mom and I are driving in the car and Connor decides to be such a sweetheart to us.
Connor: Memaw, I love you.
Memaw: I love you too!
Connor: Mommy, I love you.
Me: I love you too sweetie!
Connor: Memaw and mommy, you're my best girls.
Memaw: Awww. You always know the right thing to say.
Connor: Mommy and Memaw, y'all are onoxious {obnoxious}.
Memaw: *laughing and shocked* Who taught you that big word?
Connor: Daddy.
10/20/16 Ryan and I are having a chat with Connor.
Ryan: What's daddy's name?
Connor: Daddy.
Me: What do I call him?
Connor: Beb {babe}.
10/25/16 We are walking at Mimi's apartment and can't find an easy way back to her apartment.
Connor: This is so bad this walka walka.
10/26/16 Connor is asking for milk.
Me: That's old milk. I'm going to get you new milk.
Connor: It's old like Pappy is?
{Sorry Pappy!}
10/31/16
Connor: I eat too much food then I have a baby in my belly?
11/3/16 I am getting after Connor for having and attitude and talking back.
Me: Where are your good boy manners?
Connor: Someone take them.
Me: *trying to keep a serious face and not laugh* Well get them back.
Connor: I can't. Someone steal them.*a few minutes pass* I'm just kidding. I have my manners. Somebody didn't take them.
11/11/16 We went to eat Chinese and Connor is reading all of our fortunes for us.
Connor: It says go night night and sleep in your room and get a check all by yourself. Daddy's- it says go night night and sleep in your own room and go night night. And this side says open up the fortune cookie. Mommy's- go night night in your room and sleep by yourself. And this one says you go night night, wake up, and get a clock.
11/12/16 Connor is holding my hand and we are sitting on the couch.
Connor: Mommy, I love all our family.
Me: So do I.
Connor: Daddy, do you like our family?
Aaron: I don't like our family, I looooooove our family.
Connor: *sad* Awwww. You don't like our family?
Aaron: Yes Bubba. I like our family, but loving it is even better.
Connor: Oh.
11/20/16 Aaron just got off pulling a 24 hour shift and is about to go to sleep.
Connor: Great dream. Have good dreams daddy.
Aaron: Okay Bubba. I'll dream of you.
Connor: Okay, dream about me and all of our life.
11/22/16 We put Connor's crib mattress on the floor in our room to keep him from sleeping in the bed with us. It was dark and all of a sudden he yells up at us.
Connor: Guys! I can't see y'all! Why they build this bed so tall?
11/26/16 Connor is so excited to put the Christmas tree up.
Connor: This is a family party Christmas!
11/28/16 Connor had stayed at our friends house the night before because we had a late dinner to go to. Well he was sad because he thought we "forgot" him.
Connor: Next time y'all go to a party I go with you! Don't forget!
11/28/16 I moved Connor's carseat to the center because he wanted to try it out.
Connor: Mommy, it is cool, but it is not awesome.
We are eating chili for dinner and Connor doesn't like it.
Aaron: You need to eat 5 more bites.
Connor: But I already ate 2.
Aaron: You need to eat 5 more bites.
Connor: My heart is breaking.
Me: *shocked and so sad by his response* Why?
Connor: Because it's almost out of bones and blood.
{Not the response I was expecting}
12/1/16 Hoho the Elf came back to visit us this morning and we were explaining to him that he goes back to the North Pole every night to tell Santa how he has been behaving.
Connor: How does he talk? He's not real.
{He's a smart kid.}
12/17/16
Connor: Mommy, you can do whatever you want to because you're a boss like daddy.
12/19/16 Connor took a couple bites of his gingerbread house.
Me: Did you like your gingerbread house?
Connor: My tummy says "I want some more!"
12/20/16 I am singing Christmas carols pretty loudly.
Connor: Nobody thinks you sing very good.
Me: You don't think I sing good?
Connor: Daddy doesn't think you sing very good, but I think you sing very good.
12/24/16 We are talking to my mom and dad on the phone about how we want to go on a girls trip and a guys trip when we move back to the states.
Me: Connor, why don't you go on the girls trip with us?
Connor: I can't! I'm almost a man so I have to go with the mans.
The original CONNORism blog post can be found {HERE}
I hope you enjoyed reading them. I think they are pretty funny and really hope he loves reading them when he's older.
XOXO,
Jenn
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